UNDER CONSTRUCTION

Due to many personal issues, including inner demons and health problems, Book 3  took longer to complete than anticipated. However, I am happy to report that I sent the third book in The Human-Undead War series, A Kingdom’s Fall, to the publisher last night.

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Thanks for being patient with me, oh faithful fan(s)! I’ll be sure to keep you posted regarding the cover reveal, release date, and other dull bullshit you will probably ignore (i.e., this blog post).

Official Notice

Normally, I awaken each day in a huff, with deadlines and tight schedules and goddamn-it-I-have-to-go-to-the-fucking-day-job-when-I’d-rather-be-doing-what-I-love racing through my mind before I even take my first grunt-induced piss. Imagine my surprise when, this morning, I found myself with 10 days to kill before I need to tackle a fuck-ton of new projects.

What could I do with my newfound free time? Read the 50-plus ebooks stockpiled on my Kindle account? Wash my funky ass and remind my wife and child I’m not just some grumpy, foul-smelling squatter? Go on a bukkake porn binge?

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Ooh, I know! I’ll put this site under an official construction notice instead!

That’s right: Dark Randomosity is getting a much-needed facelift. In between bouts of bukkake binge-‘bating, of course.

No worries. When all is said and done, it’ll still have the same incoherent, rambling, infrequent bullshit as far as content is concerned. That’s what draws you here anyway, right?

Stay tuned. There’s more randomosity coming soon. (Well, after construction is complete. Which we all know translates to a few months to eternity. Somewhere in there.)

JO

 

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