Spooktacular Classics are dried-up chunks of word vomit which I like to regurgitate every time a Halloween Spooktacular event rolls onto the Interwebs scene.

You’ve been warned.
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Smashing Pumpkins

Smashing pumpkins
Smashing woes
Smashing the darkest
Of darkest foes
Inside, festering
Seeds will grow
Yank them out
Pain you’ll know

Destroy the stem
The outer shell
Smash the pumpkins
Smash them well
Bake bitter pie
To serve in Hell
Bid them eat
‘Til bellies swell

Smash a pumpkin
Upon Life’s stage
Smash everything
You’ve kept caged
Smash it all
Act your age
Smashing pumpkins
The latest rage