Spooktacular Classics are dried-up chunks of word vomit which I like to regurgitate every time a Halloween Spooktacular event rolls onto the Interwebs scene.

You’ve been warned.
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Razor Apples and Candy Corn

Candy corn, candy corn,
Razor apples and candy corn.
Blood red, orange, yellow, brown:
They’ll turn your frown upside down.
Candy corn, eat them up.
Maybe razor apples will shut you up?
Sweet, crunchy, metal, shine;
All the tales you tell are mine.
Open your mouth real wide,
Let the metal razor glide.
Cut the gums, rot the teeth;
Slice your tongue, make you seethe.
Swallow blood, shut your mouth.
Nobody cares what you’re about.
Scream, bleed, froth, cry;
Your mouth will bleed from all the lies.
Razor apples and candy corn.
 Candy corn, candy corn,
Razor apples and candy corn.