Due to being a blunt and honest asshole who prides himself in his integrity, I will not be able to vend at any conventions for the remainder of 2019 (potentially into 2020). But I’ve got many books in stock and don’t want them to waste away in a corner for eons.

So, fuck it—I’ll bring the con to me.

Spooky Septembercon will be a not-so-flash flash sale of many titles, offered at my usual discounted convention prices—and just in time for Halloween!

DATES
Begins now and ends October 15, 2019.

HOW TO ORDER
Comment on the pinned post on my Facebook author page, here on the blog; send me what you want via Messenger or text or by any other technological means. If you see me in person, holla. Hell, send up smoke signals or let loose a fucking raven—just get a hold of me. It’s that easy!

PAYMENT
Online sales will be through Paypal only. Credit cards, cash, Paypal, and handjobs* accepted in person. (*PLEASE NOTE: I need money, so don’t bother lubing up your palm with a big loogie, ya fuckin’ perv.)

PRICES
Quantity limited. Orders will be processed in the order they are received. If your choice of title is no longer available by the time your order is received, you will be notified.

SHIPPING
Shipping is FREE for all orders, regardless of dollar amount, only in the contiguous United States. (If you really, really want my word vomit and you live in HI/AK/Guam/PR or otherwise abroad, shipping price will be actual cost, pre-estimated.)

BONUS: ADVANCED READER COPIES OF DERANGED!
That rascally Welshman David Owain Hughes and I have sent our fourth co-edited project off to the publisher. It’s called Deranged and features stories from both emerging and established, prize-winning horror scribes. These 10 tales (bizarro, extreme, dark humor) delve into odd kinks or visit well-known ones with a twist, and are sure to make your toes curl in unexpected ways.

Everyone who places an order until September 30 (or until stock runs out) will be entered into a drawing to receive 1 of 2 advanced electronic copies of Deranged.

Why? Because horror and sex mix like cum and anal juices, that’s why.

Well, what the fuck are you waiting for? Scope out the titles, and if any grab your fancy, make me take your money!