Virtual Pumpkin Carving Contest Announcement

Most of you have your pumpkins by now. And if not, what the fuck you waiting for? All the leaves to fall?

**crickets chirping**

**crickets chirping**

After you’re done goring a living thing and ripping its innards out with glee, why not take a selfie picture with it and enter this little contest? All the cool plant killers are doing it.

 The Rules

Beginning today, October 16th, hop on over to the Official Halloween Spooktacular Facebook Page and post your pumpkin selfie pic in the corresponding Notes comments. That’s it. (And no old pictures. I will stalk your social media sites find ways to verify it’s the current you in the picture.)

You have until 11:59 PM CST October 29th to join the contest. One random winner will be selected to receive a $30 Amazon gift card. (Winner to be announced on Friday, October 30th.)

Who knows? You might be able to make your money back, you fucking tightwad.

And if you lose, just take your frustration out on the pumpkin itself.

And if you lose, just take your frustration out on the pumpkin itself.

Stay tuned. There’s more randomosity—and wicked Halloween Spooktacular events—coming soon.

JO