Spooktacular Classics are dried-up chunks of word vomit which I like to regurgitate every time a Halloween Spooktacular event rolls onto the Interwebs scene.

You’ve been warned.
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Ignore the Occult (I Implore!)

Ghosts, goblins, ghouls, gore
That’s what All Hallows Eve is for!

Children scream, gathering more
Candy and prizes from door to door.
Ignore the occult, I implore;
Ignore the truth of darker lore.

Grab some friends, a Ouija board
Call upon the darker lords.
Candles, incense, you adore.
Draw pentagrams upon the floor.

Call these spirits, I implore!
Open up a forbidden door;
Leave them wanting more and more.
Explore the occult, I implore!

Something floats above the floor,
Leaving you hollow to the core.
Trembling, something you can’t ignore.
Call its name, I implore!

Ignoring the truth of darker lore,
Children scream, gathering more
Candy and prizes from door to door.
Ignore the occult, I implore!

Ghosts, goblins, ghouls, gore.
That’s what all Hallows Eve is for!